THE DAY JIMMY CARTER GOT HIS ASS KICKED
(Timothy Brickley and David Rheins)
I stopped playing guitar, didn’t want to play in bars no more
the day Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
Didn’t care anymore, we Bleeding Hearts had lost the war
the day Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
Ironically, they set the hostages free
the day that Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
A victory for the GOP, a sad day for you and me
the day that JC got his ass whipped.
That peanut farmer got his ass kicked.
Jimmy Carter got his butt whipped.
The shit came down, man, it was heavy and brown, man
the day that JC got his ass whipped.
The dam broke free, man, cracks in our old levee
the day that Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
The solar panels on the White House roof were all torn out
the day Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
The hippies fled that scene, the Democrats lost their dream
the day that Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
To much time smoking weed with his country friend Willie,
that’s why Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
I mean, sure, he wore Levis jeans and listened to The Allman Brothers “Dreams”
but that’s why Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
It was the official end of the 1960’s, my friend,
the day that Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
Ronald Reagan was crowned, the greedheads came back into town
the day that Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
I stopped playing guitar, didn’t want to play in bars no more
the day Jimmy arter got his ass whipped.
The day Jimmy Carter got his ass whipped.
That peanut farmer sure got his ass kicked.
Copyright 2005, Timothy Brickley & David Rheins
Lon Ohnder: acoustic guitar, vox.
